i rush home and lock the door... pull down all the shades and make that running "strip-all-my-clothes-off" dive into the bedroom. Opening the 1st page and i'm not disppointed.
A generous supply of "Jergens" hand cream usually does the trick, but i've been known to use "Ponds" cold cream and even "Noxzema" facial lotion however that usually leaves a tingling sensation afterwards... the prefered solution is the KY personal genital lubricant... didn\'t realize i was so particular.
For those members who seem to express an interest on just how a person like me goes about releasing all those built up daily sexual tensions... Being that this is my favorite subject and all... i begin this "TELL-ALL" expose` by saying the first thing i do is what i call **Greasing the Rod** "...a generous supply of "Jergens" hand cream usually does the trick. Next there's these cute euphemisms like **Polishing the Knob** and **Stroking the Salami** "The underside of my penis head where the ridges meet is one of my most sensitive spots i call it 'The Ridge of Sighs', A lil' stroking attention there ALWAYS guarantees bubbles of oozing pre-cum on the tip. " And Of course a nice steady pumping rhythm up and down the erectile body doesn't hurt either.
BUT the most intense orgasms occurs when i use, what call the, **MAIN Squeeze**! "You see there's this vacant lot between the scrotum and the rectum and just the right sorta firm pressure there and i can stimulate my prostate gland. It's Sissyfit's male G-spot... that Ooh-la-la factor deep inside is my prostate humming a LOVE song!" i close my eye imagining those sweet pleasures. " The uncomfortable 'Finger-in-the-Anus' trick just doesn't work with me... it's way too intense... i like makes me ejaculate soooo painfully violently that it actually hurts afterward!" (possible punshment idea)
Suddenly, it occurs to me, i gave WAY too much informative. There's enuff masturbation material here to practically enslave me for like... FOREVER.. Yikes!