Last night, whilst getting ready for bed, I walked past our room and noticed my wife peeking sneakily through a thin gap in the curtains. I didn't think anything of it. But she was still peeping

I love public toilets. Not the fresh, regularly cleaned modern toilets in shopping centres - I like the filthy, run down dirty places smelling of stale piss. I'm taking a piss in one of these

In truth, mummy is a little eccentric. Following her divorce she has spent much of her time dabbling in the occult. She’s even joined a coven, ‘just for a bit of harmless fun, of course’. It's really