“Thats a lovely set of tits your wife has”  How are you supposed to react to something like that? A large part of me wanted to stand up and smack him one, or at least give

Our sex life had suffered since the kids arrived, the odd snatched fumble in the morning, usually interrupted by one of them waking up, being all we could manage. This had lead to a tense atmosphere

A holiday away without the kids for the first time had allowed both of us to relax and be something other than Mum and Dad for a few days, and I was enjoying seeing my wife K unwind a bit.