One week.  Seven days.  One hundred and sixty eight hours. "You completely understand what you are signing up for, yes?" I look at the man standing before

It was a late show at a music festival. The crowd was tightly packed -- little room to dance, people squirming to see over the heads of those in front of them. I didn't find the music very compelling,

It's 2:30 AM on a Sunday night, I have work tomorrow, and I can't get myself to sleep.  You know what that means?  Masturbation time.I throw off my bedsheets and make